One step ahead and three sentences behind.


A midget, a nun and a polar bear went out for happy hour.  After a few rounds and a lot of laughs, the polar bear looked at his watch and waved for the check.

As the waitress dropped off the bill, the midget opened his wallet to show it empty.

“Looks like I’m a little short.”

The nun pantomimed searching for a pocket in her full-length gown.

“I have a bad habit of not carrying cash.”

They both looked to the polar bear who gave an incredulous gasp.

“Are you kidding?  I only ordered a mineral water.”

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