QUESTION:  What do you get when you mate a Newfoundland and Mexican Black Bear?

ANSWER:  How is that going to happen with the United States between them?  Are they going to meet on vacation in Las Vegas?  Are they going to bump into each other at the black jack table or reach for the same over-cooked salmon at the casino’s buffet? Will they both move to Sin City with the incorrect assumption that Cirque du Soleil is hiring animals?  Will they strike up a conversation in the unemployment line?  Will a bond be forged and love bloom because they will be the only Ursus americanus in the middle of the desert?

I don’t see it happening.  Next joke.