One thought ahead. Three sentences behind.

SHUT UP HAL!

I woke up Sunday morning, fired up my computer and came across this advertisement:


 “GOOD MORNING MINNEAPOLIS.  YOU’RE UP EARLY TODAY.”


So it begins.  No longer satisfied as a source of information and entertainment my computer wants to become an interactive part of my life by turning into an annoying roommate. It’s probably only a matter of time before I start to see:


“YOU REALLY THINK THAT SHIRT GOES WITH THOSE PANTS?”

“WORKING OUT TODAY?”

 “YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR MOTHER.”

 “DON’T FORGET TO PAY THE WATER BILL.”

“COME A LITTLE CLOSER.  IS THAT PLAQUE ON YOUR TEETH?”

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