One thought ahead. Three sentences behind.

TEE TIME

I called for a golf reservation the other day:

 

ROSE: Glenhaven Golf.

ME:  Do you have any openings Friday morning?

ROSE:  What time are you thinking?

ME:  10:15.

ROSE:  I can do 10:03.

ME:  Ooooh, I don’t think I can make it that early.

ROSE:  What can I do to make this right?

ME:  Can you throw in a caddy?

ROSE:  I can.

ME:  Does he know how to read the greens and offer club selection?

ROSE:  He does.

ME:  Would he be able to step in and take a few swings for me?

ROSE:  He would.

ME:  Then we got a deal.  Have your caddy go out at 10:03 and I’ll catch up around 10:15.

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