One thought ahead. Three sentences behind.

HELP AND WANTED

I went for a walk the other day and amongst the lawn care requests and garage sale posters tacked to the neighborhood telephone pole was this sign:

LOST!!!

SOLITAIRE DIAMOND RING

1 KARAT FAMILY HEIRLOOM

ALSO MISSING!!!

DEGENERATE SON-IN-LAW

5’ 4” AND SCRUFFY

THE TWO MAYBE RELATED

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