One thought ahead. Three sentences behind.

THOU SHALL CHANGE THY NAME

Did you know that Moses had a wife and her name was Zipporah? Who names a person Zipporah?  It doesn’t even sound like a name.  It sounds more like a mineral deposit.  I wonder if Moses tried to sneak in commandment to change his wife’s name to Denise?  Maybe he asked his wife to drop the Zip and switch the O and P.  What do you think?  Is Oprah our modern day Moses?

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