One thought ahead. Three sentences behind.

BUMPER STICKER BANGLE

NOBODY’S BERFECT.

TAKE THE TIME TO COUNT THE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE PASSED YOU.

KEEP YOUR THEOLOGY OFF MY DOG.

IF YOU SEE THIS VAN A KNOCKIN’ IT COULDN’T AFFORD PREMIUM.

DON’T BLAME ME.  I FORGOT TO VOTE.

QUESTION AUTHORITY UNLESS IT’S YOUR MOM.

MY OTHER RIDE IS THE ROLLERBLADES IN THE TRUNK.

IMAGINE A WORLD WITH FREE PARKING.

HOW’S MY DRIVING? WHAT’S THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

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