One thought ahead. Two sentences behind.

Seven Deadly Phrases – Pilots

  1. I hope the in-flight movie doesn’t put me to sleep.
  2. Just because I won’t doesn’t mean I can’t put this 747 into a barrel roll.
  3. Dang it, you need to wake me up before you take a nap.
  4. What do you mean going to Portland, Maine?  Did I get on the wrong plane again?
  5. I’m bored.  Let’s defect to Iceland.
  6. The turkey sandwich I ate went great with the 48 oz. lager.
  7. Landing gear… Landing gear… Where is that button?

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