- I hope the in-flight movie doesn’t put me to sleep.
- Just because I won’t doesn’t mean I can’t put this 747 into a barrel roll.
- Dang it, you need to wake me up before you take a nap.
- What do you mean Portland, Maine? Did I get on the wrong plane?
- I’m bored. Let’s defect to Iceland.
- The turkey sandwich I ate went great with the 48 oz. lager.
- Landing gear… Landing gear… Where is that button?