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Ten Supreme Court Justices

2011 Supreme Court Justices

Ten Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One was never appointed, thus summarily dismissed.

Nine Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One was discovered to be Canadian.
Then there were eight.

Eight Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One admitted to a law degree in the Bahamas.
Then there were seven.

Seven Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One wanted to telecommute.
Then there were six.

Six Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One was the ex-spouse of the prosecuting attorney.
Then there were five.

Five Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One started wearing a wizard hat.
Then there was four.

Four Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One started blogging during oral arguments.
Then there was three.

Three Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One tried to endorse Nike’s dry-fit justice robe.
Then there were two.

Two Supreme Court Justices sitting on the Bench.
One never woke from a nap.
Then there was one.

One Supreme Court Justice sitting on the Bench.
The Justice looked around.
“Finally consensus.”

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