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Seven Deadly Phrases – Tax Man

 

 

  1. You cannot claim yourself as a dependent by listing your occupation as a superhero.
  2. Deducting mileage for work: yes.  Deducting feet to your home office: no.
  3. Do not friend the IRS on Facebook and claim it as a deduction.
  4. Bailing your brother-in-law out of jail cannot be considered a charitable gift.
  5. For money owed do not put, “Get you later!”
  6. We will not issue a refund in Bitcoins
  7. For the 347,076th time there is no rider for the 1040EZ.
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