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Seven Deadly Phrases – Santa Claus

  1. “Mrs. Claus have you seen my bifocals?”
  2. “What do you mean FedEx moves more packages than a semi-retired senior citizen in a reindeer-driven sleigh?”
  3. “Donner, I know you really want to go out this year, but frankly, you lost a trot or two.”
  4. “I’m just spit-balling, but has anyone ever thought of moving Christmas to a more temperate month?”
  5. “As you can see on the map, the North Pole is not an ideal distribution center.”
  6. “I’m really getting tired of these elves and their worker slow-downs.”
  7. “Mrs. Claus, have you seen my hat… and right glove?”
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