Detectives
It can’t be that bad. That’s what I thought, watching Police Detective John Luther drive the streets of London in a worn-down, economy-sized car. Idris Elba…
Seven Deadly Phrases – Santa Claus
“Mrs. Claus have you seen my bifocals?” “What do you mean FedEx moves more packages than a semi-retired senior citizen in a reindeer-driven sleigh?” “Donner, I…
Westward Go!
“But I can go into hiding without ruining my life. Hell, I’ll go to the Dakotas and they’ll never find me.” Mario Puzo Omerta Work,…
Jokes On Me – Bar None
OWL A spotted owl flies into the bar. “What will you have my feathered friend,” asks the bartender. “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “Get out…
Double Dave
It is a popular belief that somewhere, out there, we all have a body double, a reasonable facsimile looking and acting much like ourselves. If this…
Not Cool – Traffic Part II
The old rules still apply. It’s a jungle out there. Sidney Lumet Most of my life I’ve owned a bike. As a youth, I pedaled…
Predators
I’m not a fan of cats. Actually, I envy them for one reason alone: they never appear to work. When I’m vacuuming the living room, trying…
