JOKES ON ME – BAR NONE
OWL A spotted owl flies into the bar. “What will you have my feathered friend,” asks the bartender. “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “Get out…
DOUBLE DAVE
It is a popular belief that somewhere, out there, we all have a body double, a reasonable facsimile looking and acting much like ourselves. If this…
Predators
I’m not a fan of cats. Actually, I envy them for one reason alone: they never appear to work. When I’m vacuuming the living room, trying…
Oversell
If it’s Saturday and I have a little time, I like to catch an infomercial. Exercise equipment, food processors, cleaning products, what they are selling…
Pitch It
In sports, lingo can sprout into conversation like dandelions on an abandoned soccer field. Most of the jargon makes sense for it refers to a specific…
Tomahawk
There is a company called Meltwater News. Near as I can tell they are in the business of filtering and providing customized news for corporations. But…
Senators
SENATORS = Members of a government body who pass laws when not being interviewed by CNN Lately, there’s been plenty of political discussion, and a…
