Seven Deadly Phrases – Santa Claus
“Mrs. Claus have you seen my bifocals?” “What do you mean FedEx moves more packages than a semi-retired senior citizen in a reindeer-driven sleigh?” “Donner, I…
Westward Go!
“But I can go into hiding without ruining my life. Hell, I’ll go to the Dakotas and they’ll never find me.” Mario Puzo Omerta Work,…
Jokes On Me – Bar None
OWL A spotted owl flies into the bar. “What will you have my feathered friend,” asks the bartender. “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “Get out…
Double Dave
It is a popular belief that somewhere, out there, we all have a body double, a reasonable facsimile looking and acting much like ourselves. If this…
Predators
I’m not a fan of cats. Actually, I envy them for one reason alone: they never appear to work. When I’m vacuuming the living room, trying…
Oversell
If it’s Saturday and I have a little time, I like to catch an infomercial. Exercise equipment, food processors, cleaning products, what they are selling…
Pitch It
In sports, lingo can sprout into conversation like dandelions on an abandoned soccer field. Most of the jargon makes sense for it refers to a specific…
