Jokes On Me – Bar None
OWL A spotted owl flies into the bar. “What will you have my feathered friend,” asks the bartender. “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “You!” “Who?” “Get out…
Double Dave
It is a popular belief that somewhere, out there, we all have a body double, a reasonable facsimile looking and acting much like ourselves. If this…
Not Cool – Traffic Part II
The old rules still apply. It’s a jungle out there. Sidney Lumet Most of my life I’ve owned a bike. As a youth, I pedaled…
Predators
I’m not a fan of cats. Actually, I envy them for one reason alone: they never appear to work. When I’m vacuuming the living room, trying…
Nursery Rhymes
Even though I am without children and never have worked as a daycare provider, lately I’ve been giving thought to nursery rhymes, mainly, what do they…
Oversell
If it’s Saturday and I have a little time, I like to catch an infomercial. Exercise equipment, food processors, cleaning products, what they are selling…
Pitch It
In sports, lingo can sprout into conversation like dandelions on an abandoned soccer field. Most of the jargon makes sense for it refers to a specific…
